Jed: Tom DeLay is a Klansman

Jed Report:

And he hates America. Unless he proves me wrong, that is.

How else do you respond this?

Oh, and if you though Jed was bad, check Hunter:

Unless he proves me wrong, Tom Delay lures children into his van with candy, gasses them to death with bug spray, and uses their powdered bones as an aphrodisiac when making love to all the animals at the San Antonio Sea World.

omg. I'm not even going to try to photoshop that.